you’re immortal, beautiful android

funniest dude ever.

bikepornftw:

boneretteparty:

(via upisdownx)

Word to the wise for our international male viewers:

If you’re funny, a bit of a self-deprecating nerd and have a cute accent, we’re going back to your place, ok? We’ll go now if that’s ok… I’ll even make you a proper American eggs and pancakes tomorrow morning.

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   There are no words aside from ‘Awesome’ for this photograph.

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   that made me snort. ha!

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    funniest dude ever.

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    Best thing in life. Srsly.

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    he’s the godfather of apple martin-paltrow.

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    this is definitely simon pegg…a legend by the way.

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    ^ thank you for beating me to that. Also: I

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    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

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    That’s what she said. ;) HAHAHA!

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    I have decided that I didn’t want a car after all. I want a bike. With Simon Pegg on it. Must be very fun to ride. The...

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    I adore Simon Pegg

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    This man is made of 99% awesome and 1 % love.

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    thereandbackagain:

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    Word to the wise for our international male viewers: If you’re funny, a bit of a self-deprecating nerd and have a cute...

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    i seriously love this man.

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    [ contracampo → fiercebitch → lyriquediscorde →

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    … And he kills zombie for breakfast oceanchild:

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     jessiebarber Fierce.

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     Look at you, you sexy bastard!

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     They see me rollin’…

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     hey2thecow:pertoleum: piktured:lilepo:upisdownx

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     watched run fat boy run yesterday. was pretty cute.

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     BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

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     i can’t take it. :’D

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     Simon Pegg being fierce. Him and Nick Frost are currently filming a new movie called “Paul”, which is about two comic...

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     This is too fantastic for words, if I’m being honest.

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     LOOL… i LOVE him!!! hes soooooooooo funny!

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     I FRIGGIN’ LOVE THIS MAN

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